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September 1, 2015 33 Comments

Wacky Search Terms that Lead People to Healthy Liv

One of the great things about having a blog is reading the search engine terms that lead people to my blog.  Some are unsurprising, such as “healthy eating in college,” but others are really random and ridiculous. Last year, I read the funny ones to my roommate from time to time and she always got a kick out of them, so I decided it’s time to share a few of them with you.

Not surprisingly, most of them involve food and/or running. Also not surprisingly, quite a few of them involve Chipotle. Unfortunately, I don’t think most of these people found what they were looking for here before…but that changes today.

“the monster cookie with squash”
When I first started blogging, I wrote an entire post about my distaste for squash, and since then I’ve also written about how much I love monster cookies. So if you’re looking for a monster cookie recipe that includes squash, I’m afraid I can’t help.Monster Cookies- loaded with oats, peanut butter, chocolate chips, and M&Ms, and you don't even need a mixer!“heat literally kills me when running”
Oh, dear! I happened to write a whole post about that.

“Can I eat durian if my iron level is low?”
I’m sure you could, but the better question is, why would you want to? visiting indonesia trying durian fruit“if i dont get enough sleep i eat like crazy”
Me too, friend, me too. 

“how do i get big muscles”
I’m not the best person to consult about how to get big muscles, but if I had to make a guess, I’d say something about going to the gym and protein powder?

“restaurant students girls eating”

If you’re asking where female students like to eat, the answer is Chipotle. Always Chipotle. mom dad chipotle date“explain which of the two fruits, banana or avocado, would be better to eat just before running a race”
I haven’t tried it before a race, but I’m guessing NOT the avocado.

“vegan beans and olives”
Blech.

“best roasted cauliflower of your life”
Ooh, ooh, I know the answer to this one! Make this cauliflower. Your life will never be the same.roasted cauliflower baking sheet“Chipotle for pre run meal”
I love chipotle, I love running, and I love meals, but that sounds like a terrible combination .

“sweet potato monster cookies”
What is it with people wanting to put vegetables in their monster cookies?Crispy Roasted Sweet Potato Wedges- the perfect easy, healthy side!“addiction counselor job in nakuru”
As much as I’d love to help, I don’t think I can find a job for you in Kenya. Or America, for that matter.

“How to run fast with low iron“
I’m no doctor, but I’m fairly certain it’s not very possible (or at least it was for me!).
 
 
I hope you have a wonderful Tuesday and got a kick out of some of these, too!
 
Questions for you:
What’s been the best part of your week so far?
Bloggers: have you had any funny search terms lead people to your site?
Would you rather add squash or sweet potatoes to your cookies?
 

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  1. Stacie @ SimplySouthernStacie says

    September 1, 2015 at 8:50 am

    I love reading these posts! I keep meaning to do one for my blog, but always forget. Let’s just say that the words sexy Benedict Cumberbatch are one of my top search results and I’m completely OK with that! haha

    Reply
    • Liv says

      September 1, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      Haha! I’m guessing there’s a story behind that?!

      Reply
  2. Carmen Cremasco says

    September 1, 2015 at 10:16 am

    Heyyyyy! Do you really dislike squash? Noo, I can’t believe it! I make the best squash chips in the whole town! Haha!

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    • Liv says

      September 1, 2015 at 12:07 pm

      I used to hate squash, but I’ve become more okay with it over time. It’s definitely not one of my favorite vegetables still, though. Maybe if I tried your squash chips… šŸ™‚

      Reply
  3. Jamie says

    September 1, 2015 at 9:56 am

    Haha hmmm… those are some very interesting searches! Best part of my week is making homemade pizza last night with my boyfriend. And I don’t know about you, but I think sweet potatoes in my cookie could be kinda good!

    Reply
  4. Brie @ Lean, Clean, & Brie says

    September 1, 2015 at 11:35 am

    I always love reading the search terms that lead people to my blog. There are always some that are rather interesting! haha

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  5. Alison @ Sweetly Petite says

    September 1, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    Some of those are hilarious! I know, some search terms can be really wacky.
    I would rather add sweet potatoes to my cookies. Squash just does not sound appealing to me.

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    • Liv says

      September 1, 2015 at 11:37 pm

      I’ve heard sweet potato bread is good (and it actually sounds great- kind of like pumpkin bread!) but I just can’t picture that texture in cookies…

      Reply
  6. Kate says

    September 1, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    This is so funny! Yet, totally realistic, because I always type weird combinations/super specific queries in Google (and usually don’t end up finding what I need).

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    • Liv says

      September 1, 2015 at 11:36 pm

      My Google search history is probably the strangest collection of random questions and funny search terms, too, haha. And misspellings…Google fixes them for me, anyway!

      Reply
  7. Charlotte says

    September 1, 2015 at 2:22 pm

    I am guilty of being a major squash and sweet potato lover and both are due to be a major feature in my dinners now Fall is well and truly on the way!
    Putting vegetables into baked goods is something I quite like experimenting with and although I haven’t seen sweet potato cookies, this recipe for sweet potato brownies is awesome if you ever fancy giving it a go: http://deliciouslyella.com/vegan-sweet-potato-brownies-gluten-free/

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    • Liv says

      September 1, 2015 at 11:38 pm

      I have nothing against sweet potatoes and squash in dinners…maybe just not in my cookies šŸ˜‰ I do enjoy zucchini bread and pumpkin bread…so maybe I’d enjoy sweet potato bread (or even sweet potato brownies!), too.

      Reply
  8. Rachel says

    September 1, 2015 at 6:18 pm

    I think I was one of the “healthy eating in college” searchers and was then surprised to see a fellow Tar Heel on my screen! I’m a senior šŸ™‚

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    • Liv says

      September 1, 2015 at 11:34 pm

      No way! Hey, Rachel! So fun to “meet” another fellow Tar Heel through the blog. If you’d ever like to grab lunch or something, feel free to shoot me an email! I’d love to meet up!

      Reply
  9. Rebecca @ MyEagerFeet says

    September 1, 2015 at 9:25 pm

    That’s too funny about everyone adding things to monster cookies! Squash in a cookie would be pretty monstrous though, I guess. And I think it is humidity that literally kills me when I’m running!

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    • Liv says

      September 1, 2015 at 11:38 pm

      Haha! Adding squash to cookies WOULD make them into really monstrous cookies- love it!

      Reply
  10. Dannii @ Hungry Healthy Happy says

    September 2, 2015 at 3:38 am

    I love reading posts like this, because some of my own search results are hilarious. Someone found my blog by searching “can I lift up my boyfriend”. I have no idea why it lead them to my blog.

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    • Liv says

      September 2, 2015 at 2:51 pm

      Ha! You mean you never wrote a post about lifting up your boyfriend?! šŸ˜‰

      Reply
  11. Morgan @ Morgan Manages Mommyhood says

    September 2, 2015 at 11:20 am

    I love these posts, I always laugh so hard! Once I had someone search, “tatziki overnight oats” Excuse me while I vom.

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    • Liv says

      September 2, 2015 at 2:48 pm

      HAHAHA that’s one of the most disgusting possible combinations to come up with! Hope they didn’t find what they were looking for šŸ˜‰

      Reply
  12. Lauren @ ihadabiglunch says

    September 2, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    I almost did a backflip at the beginning of this because I thought you had a monster cookie recipe that had squash it it. So disappointing haha someone really needs to figure that out! I’ve always wanted to figure out the search terms people use to get to me but I don’t know how haha

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    • Liv says

      September 2, 2015 at 2:51 pm

      If I could come up with a delicious squash monster cookie recipe, I’d be a culinary genius…but I don’t think I want to devote the time and resources to that pursuit haha.

      And you can find the search terms people use to get to your site (and a bunch of other helpful info) on Google Analytics. Do you have that installed? It’s pretty easy to do, so let me know if you need help!

      Reply
  13. Hayley@healthyregardshayley says

    September 2, 2015 at 3:35 pm

    Literally lol’ing reading this. Gimme some sweet potato monster cookies! Also- I eat like a monster needing monster cookies when I am sleep deprived as well.

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    • Liv says

      September 2, 2015 at 6:45 pm

      LOL I eat like a monster when I’m sleep deprived, too. I felt such real sympathy when I read that search term haha!

      Reply
  14. GiGi Eats says

    September 2, 2015 at 6:32 pm

    BAH HA HA! THIS IS A FUNNY ASS POST! If only you knew some of the search terms to my blog… Oh wait, I can tell you – let me see what today’s top search is…

    HAPPY SEX VIDEOS

    BAHHHHHH HA HA HA AH AH AHA HA HA HA AH AH AHA HA HA HA AH HA HA AH AH AHA HA HA HA!!!!!

    The next one is Ben Affleck Smoking. Interesting.

    PS: I cannot believe you don’t like squash!

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    • Liv says

      September 2, 2015 at 6:44 pm

      Girlfriend! What have you been posting on your blog?! šŸ™‚

      Reply
  15. Ellie says

    September 2, 2015 at 9:21 pm

    The best part of my week was getting a new job. Those terms are great! You should create some sweet potato monster cookies, they could be…good? Test them out on your residents šŸ˜‰

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    • Liv says

      September 3, 2015 at 2:16 pm

      After experimenting with pumpkin cookies that didn’t turn out so well a couple of weeks ago, I may have to wait a while to work up the courage/energy to do that again haha. And a huge congrats on your new job- I hope you love it!

      Reply
  16. Jessica @ kiwiyogirunner says

    September 3, 2015 at 5:43 am

    Heehee so funny! Ahhh the thought of eating an avocado before a run is so brutal!! Ouchie!

    Reply
  17. Cailee says

    September 3, 2015 at 12:12 pm

    This is so funny!! LOL …love it! You are so cute oh my word! …and seriously every time I come to your blog I find you with Chipotle! Now I want Chipotle šŸ™‚ Great post girl!!

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    • Liv says

      September 3, 2015 at 2:11 pm

      I eat at Chipotle pretty much every week šŸ™‚

      Reply
  18. Abbie says

    September 13, 2015 at 11:39 pm

    Ok, so I can’t believe I missed like five of your posts, but I just caught up, and saw that something is wrong with your email list, and I’m fine with waiting, I just thought it was me. šŸ™‚ I thought I must have signed up with an old email address, and not signed up again when I got a new one. I thought it was weird that I hadn’t gotten a notification for you in a long time, and I kept meaning to check, but I kept forgetting. :S I tried once on my computer, but I can only go to a few blogs on there, and apparently yours isn’t one of them. :'(

    Anyway, I wanted to know how you can tell what people are searching for? I’ve tried on mine, but I can’t figure it out. Is it because you own your domain? I’m just curious. šŸ˜€

    I loved all these. So hilarious. I read some of them aloud to my sibs, and they enjoyed it as well! The monster cookies…oh my. šŸ˜€

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    • Liv says

      September 13, 2015 at 11:45 pm

      Ugh yes, I need to figure out the email situation! The problem is related to coding, which is pretty much a foreign language to me. I hope to have it figured out soon!

      I can see search terms through two plugins I have installed- Jetpack and Google Analytics. I don’t think you can have plugins unless your site is self-hosted, but I could be wrong.

      Haha I’m glad you and your siblings enjoyed the search terms! They always make me smile šŸ™‚

      Reply

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